Watch The Americas is now streaming on Peacock. See amazing animals and how they live across our supercontinent. Did you learn something new? Do you have a favorite animal? Enter NWF’s Ranger Rick® joke contest for a chance to get your joke published in our magazine.
Enjoy the jokes below. Click on a joke to reveal the answer!
Joke: How does a tree get into the Internet?
Answer: It logs on.
Joke: How do bees get to school?
Answer: They take the school buzz.
Joke: How does a firefly start a race?
Answer: Ready, set, glow!
Joke: Which reptile always knows what time it is?
Answer: A grandfather croc.
Joke: How do snakes sign their letters?
Answer: With hugs and hisses.
Joke: How does a turtle call its friends?
Answer: With a shell phone.
Joke: How many frogs would fit in your glass of water?
Answer: Toadily too many.
Joke: How did the horse get a soda?
Answer: He gave the vending machine a buck.
Joke: How do monkeys go downstairs?
Answer: They slide down the banana-ster.
Joke: How do you keep a buffalo from charging?
Answer: Take away its credit card.
Joke: What animal can you find in the military?
Answer: An army-dillo.
Joke: What animal hibernates while standing on its head?
Answer: Yoga bear.
Joke: How did the duck get rid of its headache?
Answer: With quack-upuncture.
Joke: How do birds fly in the rain?
Answer: They use wing shield wipers.
Joke: How do birds keep in shape?
Answer: They do a lot of eggs-ercises.
Joke: How does a penguin feel after its friend moves away?
Answer: Ice-olated.
Joke: How is a wall light switch like a penguin?
Answer: They both have flippers.
Joke: How many mice can an owl eat?
Answer: OWL of them!
Joke: What bird shows up at every meal?
Answer: A swallow.
Joke: How did the hammerhead shark do on his math test?
Answer: He nailed it.
Joke: How do dolphins make important decisions?
Answer: They flipper a coin.
Joke: How do groups of whales listen to music?
Answer: They use their i-PODS.
Joke: How do ocean creatures cross the ocean?
Answer: By taxi crab.
Joke: How do you know when a fish is playing hooky?
Answer: When it’s not in a school.
Joke: How does a dolphin make bread?
Answer: With All-Porpoise Flour.
Joke: How does a dolphin wash its flippers?
Answer: With an all-porpoise cleaner.
Joke: How does an octopus pay its bills?
Answer: With sand dollars.
Joke: How does the ocean say hello?
Answer: It waves.
Joke: How much seafood does a crab eat?
Answer: Just a pinch.
Joke: What part of a salmon weighs the most?
Answer: Its scales.
Joke: How do snails get their shells all shiny and clean?
Answer: They use snail polish.
Joke: How do snails start their fairy tales?
Answer: Once upon a slime.
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